Jokes
Dirty Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's like a bus everyone gets a ride
Yo mama's like a toilet, she's always full of shit
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package
Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo mama's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
Yo mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo mama's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat
Yo mama's like a hockey puck, everyone gets a whack
Yo mama's like a merry go round, everyone gets a spin
Yo mama's like a nascar driver, she burns fifty rubbers a day
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a 4 Year old can turn her on
Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
I asked yo mama "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Yo mama's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rug burn
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo mama's like a refrigerator..... every one sticks there meet in her