Jokes
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong